January 24, 2012
- NINE Best Picture nominees?! Seriously, nine. In such a mediocre year.
- Malick nabs that 5th director slot, whaaat.
- Tree of Life for Best Picture - I’m shocked!
- Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close for BP - just, hooow?!
- Brooks nudged out of Supporting Actor to make room for surprise nominee Von Sydow - good riddance, Brooks has been fucking me off all awards season.
- Melissa McCarthy is an Oscar nominee?
- Jonah Hill is an Oscar nominee…and this can’t be undone.
- No SWINTON. The Oscar red carpet weeps.
- Rooney Mara makes it in. Cool. I think?
- Best Actor looks good, glad Oldman made it in, just sorry that Fassbender didn’t.
- Leo continues to gloriously fail…
- No Shailene Woodley for Supporting Actress - I was actually weirdly gunning for her.
- Shocked at how many tech nominations Dragon Tattoo has - even Editing and Cinematography - without a Best Picture nomination. Bizarrrrro.
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